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2011年10月28日 星期五

送我來回地獄又折返人間


送我來回地獄又折返人間


80歲的陳婆婆,今天在酒樓擺八十大壽,一枱人共十四個的子女和孫兒替陳婆婆慶祝大壽。酒樓內熱鬧的氣氛,陳婆婆好高興!可惜未能跟丈夫分享,陳伯於六年前已經去世。

六歲的孫女坐在陳婆婆身邊,指著陳婆婆無名指上的金戒指,一枚好大的金戒指。孫女好奇問婆婆可唔可以除下來給她玩?本來笑瞇瞇的陳婆婆,突然臉色認真起來,說那枚金戒指是她丈夫(即是爺爺)的遺物,價值好珍貴。而且金戒指幾十年未除過,脹卜卜的手指令金戒指變緊,不能輕易除下。

這枚金戒指見證她跟丈夫堅貞的愛情,有一次有賊打劫陳婆婆,她誓死成功地保護這戒指。陳婆婆視它的價值比自己的生命更重要。

待應生奉上熱騰騰的壽包,眾人合唱「恭祝妳福壽與天齊,慶賀妳生辰快樂…」陳婆婆好高興,咯咯聲大笑!正所謂樂極生悲,陳婆婆的心臟突然負荷不了,搐抽著胸口,昏迷倒地,家族眾人嘩然驚叫…

十分鐘後,一輛救護車抵達酒樓,把陳婆婆送去急症室。陳婆婆的長女跟上救護車,哭成淚人。救護員替陳婆婆戴上氧氣罩,做一些初步急救。

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另一邊廂,陳婆婆發現自己處身在一條很長很長的幽暗隧道內,得自己一個人,好寧靜。陳婆婆呼叫兒子的名字,無人回應。突然,陳婆婆見到前方有點光,她本能地往光的地方走去,越向前行,越覺得前面是一個既安全又歡悅的地方。


陳婆婆一步一步向前行之際,突然一度無形的力量把陳婆婆拉著,無法再向前行。「嚯」一聲,陳婆婆眼前一黑……當再張開眼睛時,發現自己在救護車內,一名年青的救護員正把陳婆婆救醒,陳婆婆清醒後,知道自己是誰;意識清晰。

陳婆婆的女兒連聲向車內的救護員道謝,謝天謝地,媽媽醒返。救護員笑笑口說:「我份內事啫。」陳婆婆的女兒抄低救護員的姓名,說要回去寫一封表揚信給醫院,表彰他的服務態度和專業水準。

年青的救護員送陳婆婆入急症室檢查,完成任務後,年青救護員垂下頭,大嘆一口氣,仲大力踏地上的空汽水罐發洩!吓?救人一命應該開心架,他嘆什麼氣呀?



正所謂:「樹大有枯技」,原來這名貪心的救護員,在車廂內見到陳婆婆的金戒指,見獵心起,應該值港幣四千幾元,正好足夠換過部新i-Phone。
救護員趁女兒顧著喊分神的時候,在毛毯低下用力除去陳婆婆的金戒指。怎料這樣一除,就啟動了陳婆婆的生命力搏鬥神經系統,求生意志力指數急劇上升,仲由昏迷中清醒返添!救護員今次真係「壞心做好事」。

事後,陳婆婆的女兒果然寫了一封表揚信給院方,表揚那名年青救護員。替該隊士氣低落的醫護隊目打了一支強心針。哼~人生往往就是這樣諷刺。


二少爺說:原本應該揀容祖兒的《心淡》,不過最後還是選了另一首英文歌。


Can't fight this feeling - Reo Speedwagons

I can't fight this feeling any longer.
And yet I'm still afraid to let it flow.
What started out as friendship
Has grown stronger.
I only wish I had the strength to let it show.

I tell myself that I can't hold out forever.
I said there is no reason for my fear.
Cause I feel so secure when we're together.
You give my life direction
You make everything so clear.

And even as I wander
I'm keeping you in sight.
You're a candle in the window
On a cold dark winter's night.
And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might.

And I can't fight this feeling anymore.
I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
And if I have to crawl upon the floor
Come crushing through your door
Baby I can't fight this feeling anymore.

My life has been such a whirlwind since I saw you.
I've been running round in circles in my mind.
And it always seems that I'm following you girl
Cause you take me to the places
That alone I'd never find.

And even as I wander
I'm keeping you in sight.
You're a candle in the wind
On a cold dark winter's night.
And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might.

And I can't fight this feeling anymore.
I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
It's time to bring this ship into the shore
And throw away the oars forever.

Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore.
I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
It's time to bring this ship into the shore
And throw away the oars forever.
Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore.
I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
And if I have to crawl upon the floor
Come crushing through your door
Baby I can't fight this feeling anymore

24 則留言:

  1. 好正的一個故事! 本來好期待婆婆係咪會見到佢老公,點知咁峰迴路轉!

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  2. 所以有好多老人家都唔愿意搞生日party,最怕被阎罗王发觉,喂,嗰个老家伙够钟落黎架啦!然后就派牛头马面去带人,啋啋啋啋啋,真系大吉利是咯!

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  3. Mz

    婆婆遅早都會見返丈夫
    Just a matter of time

    ////

    Helloninie

    係呀,老人家擺壽宴都是:70,80,90之歲
    原來驚閰王取命

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  4. naruto

    當然救護隊有精英份子
    竭盡全力幚助巿民啦
    我向他們致敬

    ////


    30 something


    春天分手秋天會習慣,苦冲開了便淡

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  5. Eben

    所以唔捨得走,等金兩萬元一両才肯走

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  6. 卡臣:

    通常這些情況,救護員不會只偷一次,所以,佢應該救番好多阿婆阿公條命,佢應該係救世主!嘻嘻!

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  7. 佛爺

    我諗你的AV珍藏被人偷,你都會扎返醒

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  8. 卡臣:

    偷我AV片,我何止扎醒呀!打番暈個偷片賊添呀!嘻嘻!

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  9. 佛爺

    偷你AV片已經咁,偷你老婆咁姦夫死梗

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  10. 好奇問:婆婆知唔知救護員想做乜呀?

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  11. SKII

    應該唔知啦,否則會阻止女兒寫讚揚信

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  12. 卡臣:

    咁又唔會死梗!拆祠堂咋嘛!嘻嘻!

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  13. 所以話有時我們看到的並不是事實的真相!

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  14. 之後,個救護員每晚都被陳伯纏住,搞到癲咗,用刀自割偷金戒子隻手。

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  15. 歪歪

    救護員「壞心做好事」都叫做救人

    正如:電擊冶療同性戀者,使之直返
    點知電到同性戀者有超能力
    也是一種「壞心做好事」

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  16. 你講得啱,如果佢無悔意再犯,陳伯先至出馬。

    『電擊冶療同性戀者,點知電到同性戀者有超能力』,之後就成為咗同志超人,用超能力對付恐同怪。

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  17. 歪歪

    反恐超人?正喎,咁彩虹旗可以高揚啦!

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