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2009年12月31日 星期四

2009年十大新聞

2009年十大新聞

各大媒體到了年尾,都會選出十大新聞,回顧一吓當年的大事。這裡也不甘後人,選出2009年另類十大新聞:

1. 笑婦通街亂棍扑人,大鬧土瓜灣傷四男女 ( 4月1日)
一名40歲戴眼鏡、斯文打扮的女子,早上八時許,突然手持木棍在土瓜灣道見人就打。並闖入涼茶舖搗亂,而且不斷狂笑,穿插大街小巷逾一公里,引起途人驚慌走避,事件中有四名男女被打傷,涉案婦人在案發後逾九小時,在觀塘一單位捕獲林姓涉案婦人,不排除她精神有問題。

2. 相士扮鬼上身淫少女,人體畫符驅魔涉非禮 (4月4日)
情路坎坷的24歲女文員,向在旺角路邊擺檔的假扮相士求問姻緣,相士指女文員厲鬼纏身,著女文員返回寓所,命令女文員沐浴淨身後,任由相士在赤裸的身軀上畫符作法,最後更奉上相金連小費共五千多元。女文員事後懷疑遭非禮報警,女文員將計就計,致電相士相約「做多次」,引領警員前往被告檔攤拘捕51歲被告。

3. 鹹濕馬檻主持,旁觀試鐘被罰裸跑 (5月22日)
旺角一家馬檻主持,因「衰鹹濕」強行旁觀妓女「試鐘」過程,結果遭馬伕報復毆打,馬伕威迫他脫光衫褲,於旺角上海街與豉油街交界一間便利店附近,剝光豬遊街示眾,當眾羞辱。其間途經市民卻視而不見,並無阻止事件。該段短片於網上多個討論區流傳。事後警方在屯門區拘捕一名32歲男子,被控以一項刑事恐嚇罪,入獄四個月。

4. 疑丈夫婚外情,暗中落藥令不舉,滾粥淥夫下體 (6月17日)
失明婦人不堪丈夫搞婚外情,疑把含有女性賀爾蒙的藥粉混入飲品中,令丈夫飲用後不舉。又勸丈夫赤裸全身睡覺,好讓她手握陽具,替他治療。怎料,她趁丈夫裸體熟睡時,以滾粥淋潑丈夫下體,再持菜刀及生果刀追截丈夫。丈夫飽受劇痛同時,幸能奪刀脫險。男事主下體功能幸未受損。婦人承認蓄意傷人罪名。

5. 印傭用經血煮菜奉主,律政司撤控無罪 (7月16日)
工作表現欠佳的26歲印傭,不忿遭僱主責罵,聽信鄉親建議,灼菜時加入衞生巾擠出的經血,企圖施降令41歲女僱主服用後善待她,但被僱主撞破。該名印傭被控「意圖損害而施用毒藥或殘害性或有害物品」罪名,惟律政司詳細研究案情後,決定撤回控罪,撤控原因是控方未能證明「經血有害」,印傭即時獲釋。

6. 手機推銷員貼紙相機內手淫,遭女店員撞破 (7月31日)
已婚的26歲手機推銷員,中午12時許躲在荃灣南豐中心的貼紙相機店舖內手淫射精,遭女店員發現,通知附近一名便衣巡警,拘捕被告。被捕時再揭發他身懷兩名少女的證件。推銷員指他先後相約兩名少女見面,但不知道對方真名及電話,於是偷去她們身份證及提款卡等物。被告認罪,判監 42天,獲緩刑兩年。

7. 因賓客禮金起爭執,準女婿外母互毆 (8月12日)
21歲青年因女友懷有六個月身孕被迫「奉子成婚」,晚上 11時在女友黃大仙彩雲邨住所內,與未來外母商討婚事時,疑為婚宴「人情」歸誰問題,各不相讓。未來女婿情緒失控,與36歲的未來外母互相指罵,繼而大打出手。結果兩敗俱傷,送院敷藥後同被捕。身懷六甲的準新娘慘變夾心人,受驚不適須送院檢查。

8. 消防救人期間,婦捱十拳重傷 (9月20日)
一名40歲女子,中午時分,企圖在秀茂坪邨跳樓,僵持了約一小時後,三名消防員從外牆拯救時,遇上女事主激烈反抗。雙方在十樓高空糾纏,消防員向女事主頭部及胸背打了至少十拳,最終將她制服救回屋內。捱了十拳的女事主送院後情況危殆,及後轉為嚴重。

9. 游水快皆因下體大,救生員藉教游水非禮男童 (10月23日)
藉詞示範游泳技巧,45歲救生員涉嫌扮游泳教練,向一名 14歲少年聲稱游泳速度與陽具大小成正比,在荔枝角公園游泳更衣室的淋浴格內,令少年用手緊抓被告的下體,並用梘液塗在下體不斷「捽」。少年回家考慮了三小時,將受辱經過告訴母親。母親報案,警方帶同事主返泳池拘捕被告。被告被裁定一項非禮罪名成立,判入獄一年。

10. 女記者裸體推拿助生髮,醫師涉非禮 (12月10日)
28歲女記者受脫髮困擾,求助母校浸會大學校牧處,轉介至曾於美國太空總署的醫療部門工作的68歲自然療法醫師。詎料醫師涉嫌於推拿療期內四度非禮女記者,更推介性治療,稱做愛可生髮。被告更伸出舌頭與她濕吻,女事主深恐遭被告強姦,決定不再覆診,女記者事後頻發噩夢,只好求助社署,最終在輔導員鼓勵下,始報警求助。

重溫2007年十大新聞

重溫2008年十大新聞

一年容易又除夕,
謹祝大家
Healthy New Year!
新一年更健康!


Happy New Year – ABBA

No more champagne
And the fireworks are through
Here we are, me and you
Feeling lost and feeling blue
It's the end of the party
And the morning seems so grey
So unlike yesterday
Now's the time for us to say...

Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbour is a friend
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have our hopes, our will to try
If we don't we might as well lay down and die
You and I

Sometimes I see
How the brave new world arrives
And I see how it thrives
In the ashes of our lives
Oh yes, man is a fool
And he thinks he'll be okay
Dragging on, feet of clay
Never knowing he's astray
Keeps on going anyway...

Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbour is a friend
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have our hopes, our will to try
If we don't we might as well lay down and die
You and I

Seems to me now
That the dreams we had before
Are all dead, nothing more
Than confetti on the floor
It's the end of a decade
In another ten years time
Who can say what we'll find
What lies waiting down the line
In the end of eighty-nine...

Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbour is a friend
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have our hopes, our will to try
If we don't we might as well lay down and die
You and I

26 則留言:

  1. 卡哥
    網誌界有你就會熱鬧啦!覺得今年特別多神鬼乍騙肉體事件,真係不可思議呀!簡直可列為無知之首!
    順祝卡哥新年快樂,筆走健捷!思潮滿載!
    小讀者耳耳拜上

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  2. 都幾特別架喎,你選嘅十大咁多都係神經同酒鹽花嘅

    happy 撩衣牙

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  3. vv & denzel

    祝新年快樂!

    ++++



    妳好好口呀!
    多謝

    ++++

    naruto

    揀這些新聞
    反應出我的taste嘛

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  4. 卡臣︰邊看你的十大新聞邊笑咗,好嘢呀!望來年可拜讀你更多大作,祝新年快樂!

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  5. happy new year !!!
    神棍可以搵錢之餘又可以上女model, 都話左一早學茅山風水好過讀U !!!

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  6. 雖說有些新聞好離奇/騎呢,但不看日期,還以為是近來的事,證明這些事根本不時發生。

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  7. 呢個世界真係乜野事都可以發生!

    祝卡卡
    新年行好運!
    越來越健碩!
    笑逐顏開!

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  8. Coffee

    我啲邊可以叫大作吖
    罷鬼故事啫!


    ++++



    風水?
    我都想學
    至少可以幫卟自己吖

    ++++

    brownie

    世界越來越離譜
    故事情節原來是真的

    +++

    巴黎

    祝妳身體健康
    travel always safe

    +++++

    folium

    祝妳身心康泰呀!

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  9. 香港地方細細,怪聞倒很多,真是不可思議!!

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  10. Gwen

    唉~香港回歸後
    古靈精怪乜都有

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