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2009年12月16日 星期三

升呢奇遇記 2/7

升呢奇遇記

潮語「升呢」,源於「升level」,指電子遊戲世界裡的「過關」或「升級」,「升呢」有正式升級的意思 - Yahoo知識

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今年五月,某個星期六下午,一對夫婦從戲院大堂步出,他們剛看完電影《星空奇遇記》。這對夫婦再到附近一間咖啡店消磨,兩人在牆角的一張sofa對坐。丈夫樣子有點似陳豪,英文名叫Terrace,太太樣子有點似黎姿,英文名叫Gigi。

Terrace品嚐完一口他認為很有品味的cappuccino後,用很有品味的姿勢放低手中的咖啡杯。同一時間,Gigi放低手中的《號外》雜誌,接聽手袋中響起的電話,是她的閨中密友Jessica的來電,Jessica的樣子有點似蔡少芬,英文名叫Jessica。

傾談了數分鐘後,Gigi掛線。夫妻的話題便扯到Jessica身上,Jessica剛跟男友分手,她的男友樣子有點似黃德斌,英文名叫Sunny。聽說因為Sunny搭上另一名女子,貪新忘舊的性格是男人的DNA。遭到拋棄的Jessica,又致電向Gigi訴苦。

Terrace夫婦也曾經跟Jessica和Sunny 四人一起行街食飯。Terrace和Sunny雖非有深厚交情,但Terrace對Sunny頗有印象,記憶中Sunny是一名有自信心的留鬚肌肉男。

Gigi剛才在電話中安慰Jessica,說男人要變心,怎樣留也留不住,咁樣嘅壞男人唔要罷就,天下何處無芳草?Terrace在旁聽在耳裡,暗自點頭同意。Terrace擁有陳豪般外貌,常有女士向他投懷送抱。幸而這些女士不是肥便是醜,令Terrace在無得選擇之下、被迫保持著對太太的忠誠。當然Terrace的心仍然是野得很。

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四個月後,到了九月,Terrace因工作關係認識到一位女客戶,她的樣子有點似邵美琪,英文名叫Sylvia。難得上天今次終於安排一個靚女給Terrace。Terrace的德道線立即崩潰。兩人一撻即著,打得火熱起來。

Sylvia知道Terrace有太太,但新時代女性對名分沒有要求或期望。另一方面,Terrace亦知道Sylvia 已有一固定男朋友,但Terrace只追求肉體關係。互相把對方定位為Part time lover,Terrace和Sylvia背著各自的另一半,經常僻室相聚。

認識Sylvia之前,Terrace過著一對一的婚姻關係,由搞婚外情的那一分鐘開始,Terrace覺得自己進入一生的另一階段,是自己「升呢」的里程碑。自己同時間踩著Gigi和Sylvia兩條船,Sylvia同時間踩著Terrace和她男友兩條船。維持四角關係。

Terrace和Sylvia過著這種快活的日子,一個月後,十月的某一個傍晚,兩人躺在時鐘酒店的大床上,一室昏暗黃燈,兩人躺在床上喘息著,劇烈的心跳仍未平服。

Terrace撫弄著Sylvia的黑髮,問了一條他唔應該問的問題:「Sylvia,不如講吓妳嘅男朋友吖?」一個月前Terrace和Sylvia剛開始之時,兩人承諾過對方不過問對方另一半的任何事情。但有強烈好奇心的Terrace,一直心思思想知道Sylvia男友的背景,抱著一試的心態向Sylvia提出這條一直藏在心底的問題。

其實Sylvia的性格是無事不可對人言,她都樂意透露一吓自己男友的背景。Sylvia從電話中顯示男友的照片,把電話遞給Terrace說:「佢叫Sunny。」

Terrace接過電話,一睇之下,嘩!唔係吖嘛?!竟然是Jessica的前度男友Sunny!誤打誤撞之下,Terrace和Sunny做了襟兄弟!Terrace和Sunny跟Sylvia玩二人三足遊戲達一個月之久。

Terrace強作鎮定,轉身喝一口補充體力的電解質飲品,因這些「假身動作」可以分散注意力,來掩飾心中的驚訝。

Terrace知道Sunny今年五月跟Jessica分手,他故意扮唔認識Sunny,
Terrace明知故問Sylvia:「咁妳有冇見過Sunny前度女友?唔知佢靚唔靚呢?」
Sylvia答:「見過佢啲舊相囉,都叫靚嘅!」
Terrace心裡同意,因為Jessica貌似蔡少芬,樣貌都叫做煞食。
Sylvia再補充資料:「佢前女友喺ifc返工,喺一間美資保險公司做秘書。佢嗰樣有啲似黎姿,好似叫……Gigi,佢哋都拍咗一年拖。今年六月,先啱啱分手咋。」

嘩!唔係吖嘛?!全部資料都中哂!Sylvia口中Sunny的前女朋友就是自己老婆Gigi。好明顯Sunny一年前已經暗溝Gigi,Sunny於五月為了Gigi而飛甩Jessica。不過Sunny和Gigi玩多一個月後,便告分手。

到了六月Sunny便搭上Sylvia,到了八月Sylvia又搭上Terrace。現在Terrace和Sunny真真正正做了「資深級襟兄弟」。Terrace和Sunny跟Gigi玩二人三足遊戲竟達一年之久。

Terrace強作鎮定,轉身點一口煙,因這些「假身動作」可以分散注意力,來掩飾心中的極度震驚。

Terrace腦海一片空白,以為自己背妻「升呢」一個月,沾沾自喜。怎料太太Gigi早已背夫「升呢」足一年添呀。自己仍一直蒙在鼓裡,自己不是「升呢」反而是「降呢」。

Sylvia察覺Terrace躺著無言入了神,問他有無事?身體唔舒服?
Terrace答:「無嘢呀!我諗緊下個月自己生日飯局想請啲乜嘢朋友出席之嘛!」
Terrace決定邀請Sylvia、Sunny、Gigi和Jessica一齊出席飯局,製造驚喜給大家。作為自己的生日party的特備節目。

大家也欠了大家,同時大家亦沒有欠過大家,新知舊遇,不妨聚首一堂聚吓舊。Terrace熱切地期待著這一天快些來臨,迷糊間便在床上睡著了。



如果要用一首歌去總括以上的故事,我會想起Sinead O'Connor的《Sacrifice》,其中一句歌詞「It's two hearts living in two separate world 」,一針見血。我喜歡這個版本多於Elton John的版本。(播放時間始於0:30)


Sacrifice - Sinead O Connor

It's a human sign
When things go wrong
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong
Into the boundary
Of each married man
Sweet deceit comes calling
And negativity lands

Cold, cold heart
Hard done by you
Some things lookin' better, baby
Just passin' through
And it's no sacrifice
Just a simple word
It's two hearts livin'
In two separate world
But, it's no sacrifice
No sacrifice
It's no sacrifice, at all

Mutual misunderstandin'
After the fact
Sensitivity builds a prison
In the final act
We lose direction
No stone unturned
No tears to damn you
When jealousy burts

Cold, cold heart
Hard done by you
Some things lookin' better, baby
Just passin' through
And it's no sacrifice
Just a simple word
It's two hearts livin'
In two separate world
But, it's no sacrifice
No sacrifice
It's no sacrifice, at all

Cold, cold heart
Hard done by you
Some things lookin' better, baby
Just passin' through
And it's no sacrifice
Just a simple word
It's two hearts livin'
In two separate world
But, it's no sacrifice
No sacrifice
It's no sacrifice, at all

I gave my heart
I gave my heart
I gave my heart

11 則留言:

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