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2012年3月14日 星期三

你好嗎!

你好嗎!

冬天的黃昏,未夠六時,天已經漆黑。Norman在涼風中歸家,近年來,香港的冬天已經稱不上冷,極其量只是涼快而已。

Norman駕車回到司徙拔道的家中,太太仍未返家,她去了做瑜珈,菲藉工人正在準備晚餐。Norman換去西裝,躺在露台上的藤椅,望著灣仔夜景,喝下一口熱的Earl Grey Tea,享受一刻的悠閒。

Norman的手提電話突然響起,是一個「未有號碼顯示」的來電。Norman眉頭一皺,誰人大煞風景?他勉為其難地接聽,一把女聲恭敬地說:「請問你係咪電話9346 7561嘅機主?」

Norman聽後,心中「挑」了一聲!寧靜一刻竟然被這名無厘頭的電話推銷員騷擾破壞。

未待Norman的回答或反應,女方已經搶白,機械性地唸:「為答謝先生成為本銀行的長期尊貴客戶,我哋特別為你提供一份家居意外保險

Norman聽到這把熟識的女聲,如觸電般:「妳係咪..Julia呀?」

JuliaNorman的前度女友,兩年前,Norman見異思遷,一腳踏兩船,追求有錢女。Norman最後贏取有錢女歡心,狠心飛走Julia,並成功娶得富家女。從此夫憑妻貴,有車有樓有狗有工人。

Norman心底裡覺得自己背負了Julia,無奈在現實社會,唯有錢最實際。兩人分手後,Norman曾經嘗試聯絡過Julia,無奈Julia已經更改電話號碼及一切聯絡方法。這個負心漢對Julia做成傷害,從此兩人失去聯絡,估不到今天竟然冤家路窄,在電話線中再遇。

電話旁的Julia(迷惑地):「你係?」
Norman(熱切地):「Norman呀!」
Julia(恍然大悟):「吓,Norman…你好嗎!」
Norman(關心的):「乜妳轉咗工做tele-marketing呀?」
Julia(靦腆地):「係呀,做咗兩個月咋,生意好難做吖
Norman(爽快地):「咁我幫妳買份意外保險啦!」
Norman覺得他要幫助Julia,作為補償,況且銀碼唔大。

Julia(欣喜地):「哦,多謝哂我幫你做個簡單登記手續先….

完成登記手續後。

Norman(抱歉地):「Julia….妳仲好嬲我呀?妳而家有無拍拖呀?妳嘅電話號碼幾多號呀?
Julia立即阻止:「唏!公司而家有電話錄音,唔方便講呢啲私人嘢我放咗工後再打俾你啦。」
Norman(喜悅地):「好呀!妳有我電話號碼,我等妳。」
Julia(甜蜜地):「嗯,拜拜 ~

Norman收線後,心裡十分雀躍。一來他終於遇上失散的Julia,二來可以對她做點補償,彌補心中對她的內疚,三來他的一腳踏兩船的基因又再發作,希望可以跟Julia藕斷絲連,做個齊人。

* * * * * *

電話客戶服務中心那邊,女孩收線後,作出勝利的V字手勢。她叫Gloria,不是什麼Julia,只是碰巧她的聲線似Norman的前度女友而已。

呢排Stupidvisor,呀唔係!係 Supervisor,對下屬迫數迫得好緊,Gloria受壓力要交單。Gloria剛才隨機致電客戶,怎料Norman誤認自己是他的前度女友JuliaGloria順勢扮自己係佢前度女友,目的都是為了跟客扮熟,搏開多張單。當她辦完登記手續之後,立即速撇。

Gloria下班後又怎會再致電Norman,苦了Norman整晚神不守舍,眼睛望實部手提電話,希望它快些再響起來。心掛掛,折磨了好幾晚,真是因果循環。


故事靈感來自以下呢一首歌:



你好嗎? - 張立基
作曲:M.George Jackson Clake
填詞:潘偉源

微風中歸家 人疲倦得可怕
誰願意再增加心裡的牽掛
惟求一壺濃茶 來平靜內心的風沙
沉默地躺下 誰料電話響起
他方的你的話 這一剎那
人完全像不懂說話
惟講一聲你好嗎

在那天 為你哭過恨過
在那天 留下了傷心的我
當初一切重逢時再不講它 今的你好嗎
在這天 若你竟掛念我
在這天 搖電話給我 知不知道
愁緒仍在天天增加
惟講一聲你好嗎

無言地對話 延續這牽掛
如窗邊偷偷消退的落霞 情不能談時
傳來流淚聲音沙啞 回復一聲你好嗎

34 則留言:

  1. 點解唔打多次去,sell多幾份單先再算?

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  2. 睇完呢個故仔,覺得香港好凍

    ps:呢個故事太假啦,假在。。。今年好凍呀,司徙拔道暖D架?

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  3. 意外保險...好平咋喎? 咁辛苦先昆到人買一份單, 呢個Gloria都唔慌做得長...

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  4. eben

    再sell? 就要見面先肯簽,穿煲了。

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    naruto

    點解寫「微風」?因為要遷就歌詞。

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    30

    做唔長唯有𨍭工,呢行流失量好高啫。

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  5. 話時話, 張立基有幾隻歌好好聽, 好似"盼你此刻奔向我"同"Electric Girl"...

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  6. 我想……歪歪才不会这么傻呗!呵呵

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  7. gloria 呢啲醒目女轉數快呀,每月條數應該可以交足呀~

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  8. largeheadboy

    我在Cali, 啲 personal trainer 都扮friend 想我幫趁。

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  9. 卡臣:

    Norman空虛到只念起前度的語音,而認不到語氣和口吻,可能被現任折磨得十分厲害!嘻嘻!

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  10. 佛爺

    係喎,語氣也十分重要,證明norman那時意亂情迷。

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    coffee

    據我了解,tele-marketing朋友說
    有電話錄音,叫客人講出身分證號碼/credit card no. 便生效

    如果要出來簽,大把客人冷靜後或怕麻煩
    應該唔出來

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  11. 嘿嘿同卡臣,你哋錯哂喇,我係蠢到自己都唔想認嗰種呀!不過又未蠢到好似個主角咁!佢俾人呃係以為有錢之後,就可以揾返舊嘅嚟愛。

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  12. 歪歪

    我諗每個人都有一個價錢可以打動到,睇下幾多啫

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  13. 乜原来系香港,打电话都可以卖保险架?

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  14. Helloninie

    除了保險,還有酒店美食,貸款,旅遊,電話寬頻,信用卡,醫療檢查.....

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  15. 莎娃迪卡,卡臣。
    Gloria很有急智呢!该她赚的!^6^

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  16. 男主角個英文名...咁巧?
    呢個人真係差勁
    一份保險就想再續前緣!
    我識兩位叫Norman 既男人
    都係正直又醒目靚仔...

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    1. 巴黎

      無論男主角話自己係Norman, edmon 定係Raymond, Gloria 都會扮係熟。

      我身邊無朋友叫Norman

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