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2007年3月30日 星期五

19段茶餐廳故事



1. 一男一女在茶餐廳內討論如何最有效率解決眼前的感情問題


2. 兩男人公司狂O.T. 老板刻薄狂鬧人薪金少,在茶餐廳內打算如何謀殺老板及如何安全處理屍體


3. 一群失業中年在茶餐廳內吹水找出路,最後決定組樂隊,在網上發表歌曲,並度橋如何令樂隊走紅。


4. 一對已分手一年的男女在街頭相遇,入茶餐廳聚舊,發現現在原來愛上同一個男人


5. 一保險佬在茶餐廳等客人到,遇到中學舊同學,談讀書時理想。唏噓不已


6. 一待業青年見工前在茶餐廳吃飯,打電話問朋友如何回答見工常見問題,同檯吃飯的就是將要見工的經理


7. 兩女性討論如何減肥、排毒、抗衰老,但茶餐廳食物一到,立即狂食高危致肥食物。


8. 一客人早上抵達茶餐廳想食早餐 , 但茶餐廳的早餐供應時間剛剛完畢 , 馬上教幔自己手錶跟伙計爭論時間,談論時間本身的意義


9. 一個不懂煮飯、只會光顧茶餐廳的太太,向茶餐廳老板自我推薦成為茶餐廳代言人,茶餐廳老板考驗她對茶餐廳的熱愛程度,向她傾代言人條件


10. 兩名學生在茶餐廳的卡座發現一個銀包,內有$5000,相量如何處理:報失或分贓?


11. 兩名的士佬在茶餐廳吃飯,一邊望電視、一邊談論現今電視劇如何不濟,懷緬70 年代電視劇有戲味,好演技


12. 一名男中學生在茶餐廳等待新女朋友到,打算介紹給同行的另一名男同學認識,但女朋友遲遲不出現,男同學潑冷水,說感情已玩完。兩人猜測、打賭究竟女朋友到唔到。


13. 一年前,一對男女在茶餐廳邂逅,相約玩一個感情遊戲,如果該茶餐廳於何日執笠,他們亦需於同日宣佈分手。這天茶餐廳貼出通告,遷往到另一區繼續營業…….


14. 兩名旺角時裝店sales girls 在茶餐廳,論各自的男朋友,用茶餐廳食物譬喻自己的男朋友,細數他們的性格特色


15. 一名剛失戀的女子,另一女性朋友在茶餐廳開解她。失戀女子發誓要主動追求第一個埋單的男士,不理靚醜老幼、單身定已婚,打算得手後立即把男士拋棄作報復!


16. 一名少女剛剛在茶餐廳女廁遺失手提電話,回頭返女廁尋找但電話已經不翼而飛!少女跟同伴討論現場那一個食客 / 伙計嫌疑最大


17. 兩男人唱K飲酒後,嘔到肚餓,去茶餐廳食野。巧遇K場啤酒妹在宵夜,此妹有自殺傾向。一男人開解、另一男人則鼓吹自殺最好!


18. 在一間著名古老茶餐廳內,一名慕名而來的食客前來幫趁,正在懷舊之際,同檯一名I.T. 男子拿出手提電腦,第一位食客要他求把電腦收回,兩人討論新舊文化


19. 一名中年男子在茶餐廳內向一伙計透露自己是該茶餐廳十年前之老闆,因樓災把茶餐廳轉讓至今,細談之下,原來該伙計也是樓災的受害者,由炒家變造伙計,



二零零五年十一月

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