滅火戰車 -4

滅火戰車

交通警員把一張告票遞到眼鏡蛇面前，眼鏡蛇跟戴著Ray-Ban太陽眼鏡的阿Sir激烈地爭辯。鐵面無私的阿Sir無你咁好氣，把告票拋進眼鏡蛇的車窗內，轉身就走。眼鏡蛇誓言要向「警察投訴科」投訴呢位騎警……

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事緣是今天早上10:01分，眼鏡蛇駕著他的戰車「日產Skyline」，送太太Coody到銅鑼灣購物，眼鏡蛇在「7時至10時禁區」內落客，之後眼鏡蛇駛到街尾，就遭一名交通警截停，要票控眼鏡蛇於禁區內違例上落客，阿Sir話見到眼鏡蛇喺9:59分落客。眼鏡蛇堅持是10:01分，兩人爭吵起來。最後眼鏡蛇決定要向「警察投訴科」投訴，立即記低該警員編號：PC25922。如果「投訴科」無合理解釋，眼鏡蛇一定會再投訴，投訴到「一哥」為止。

眼鏡蛇在車廂內，要盡快平伏心情；因他中午奉命去殺一個黑社會頭目「粗碌哥」，不能讓波動的情緒，影響到自己執行任務的水準。

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停車場內傳來「嘭」一吓槍聲！

眼鏡蛇趁「粗碌哥」在停車場獨自去攞車之際落手。可能受到今早不快事情影響，眼鏡蛇一出手便「撻Q」。擊不中粗碌哥之餘，更讓粗碌哥跳上他的「三菱Evolution」逃走。眼鏡蛇隨即跳進「日產Skyline」，兩部街車於烈日之下，在鬧市中追逐起來。

180咪的「Evolution」駛上觀塘繞道，漸漸拋離「Skyline」，怎料警方竟然咁啱得咁蹺，於高速公路擺「路Block」捉快車，「Evolution」見到前面有警察擺路障，無奈當時粗碌哥身上藏有毒品，只好直衝過去！三名執勤的警員險遭「Evolution」輾斃。「Skyline」離遠見到有路障，已經開始收油，並剛剛駛到路障前停低。

一名險遭輾斃的警員，名叫「阿火」，他本來是CID，因做事太魯莽太急躁，闖了大禍，被上頭燉佢冬菇做制服交通警。阿火其實是患了燥狂症，又睇得太多Hollywood警匪片，當咗自己係「奇諾李維斯」，幻想自己係辣手幹探，嫉惡如仇。

阿火剛才險遭車死，身心受到刺激，突然病發。一手截停了眼鏡蛇的「Skyline」，因為在云云路過的汽車中，只有「Skyline」才可跟「Evolution」匹敵！阿火拔出配槍，指著眼鏡蛇大叫：「而家警方徵用你架車，你立即爬過去隔離位，我坐司機位！等我揸！」

眼鏡蛇原本追殺緊粗碌哥，突然殺出一名勇猛幹探，幫手揸車，一齊飛車追截粗碌哥。阿火手車認真辣！如果阿火唔做交通警，做「黑市車手」或者做「打劫駁腳」，應該餓佢唔死之餘，仲有一番作為添呀！

由觀塘繞道駛到西貢公路，「Skyline」緊緊追貼「Evolution」。阿火跟「Skyline」車人合一，喺西貢公路，搵啱機會，踩油狠狠一嘢隊埋「Evolution」車尾，令粗碌哥再撞埋石壆停低，阿火終於成功攔截了部「Evolution」。

阿火跳落車，拔槍指向粗碌哥，青筋暴現，喝令：「雙手放喺頭度，慢慢行出嚟，蹲底！」阿火正想用手銬鎖起粗碌哥之際，粗碌哥身為黑社會頭目，點會唔反抗？起腳踢開手銬，阿火和粗碌哥拳來腳往，兩人失去重心滾在地上，更相相碌落山坡下。兩分鐘後，山坡下傳來一吓破空的槍聲……

山坡下，粗碌哥胸口中槍，血流如注，奄奄一息。阿火則昏迷在一邊，阿火手中拿著的配槍，槍嘴仍有白煙冒出，很明顯是剛剛發射過。眼鏡蛇在「Skyline」等待隨後趕來增援的衝鋒車和鐵騎。眼鏡蛇舉手，示意山坡下，還有兩名傷者。

粗碌哥送院途中證實不治，稍後阿火亦甦醒過來，遭警方扣留，涉嫌誤殺。阿火只記得搏鬥中遭粗碌哥一拳打暈，之後便失去意識。對於自己一時錯手殺人，而可能需要入獄，感到十分後悔。經此一役，阿火已經撲滅了心中那團撲滅罪惡的烈火。

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其實殺死粗碌哥的兇手點會係阿火吖！眼鏡蛇見兩人碌落山坡，隨後趕至，剛好見到兩人互中對方一記重拳後，相相暈倒昏迷在地上。眼鏡蛇上前，用阿火的手槍向粗碌哥的胸部開一槍。抹去配槍上自己的指模後，放回昏迷的阿火手中。最後眼鏡蛇爬上山坡，返回車廂內，等待警方到來。警方邀請眼鏡蛇回差館落口供，晚上十時才可離開。

眼鏡蛇這一招「借刀殺人」，借阿火的手槍解決了粗碌哥。又係時候做「完成任務signature」。咁啱銀包中無現鈔，只好從袋中拿出今朝收到的交通告票，撕成碎片，按下車窗，黑夜中紙屑四揚，好有型啊！

翌日，報紙頭條廣泛報導這一單警方濫權，徵用市民汽車去追賊，險象環生，為求捉人，罔顧車主安全。而Skyline的車頭亦被撞毀，市民的財產遭破壞。眼鏡蛇於下午收到「警察公共關係科」的電話，問眼鏡蛇有什麼需要或賠償要求？

眼鏡蛇說有兩個要求。第一：要「一哥」親筆寫一封道歉信給自己。第二：要PC25922交通警員，親身向眼鏡蛇道歉，並撤銷昨天的違例票控。

結果，警方買了眼鏡蛇怕，私底下答應了眼鏡蛇，但警方唯一的條件就是道歉內容和過程，要絕對保密，不得向外界透露。眼鏡蛇同意。他昨天吃了那一口的冤屈氣，終於在這一刻得以宣洩。

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眼鏡蛇的戰車，稱得上是一輛「Fast car」。Tracy Chapman的《Fast Car》，講一對戀人因不滿現狀，跳上快車離開面前的一潭死水，務求展開新生活。但故事的結局，仍然是找不到出路。

Fast Car - Tracy Chapman

You got a fast car
I want a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere

Anyplace is better
Starting from zero got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
But me myself I got nothing to prove

You got a fast car
And I got a plan to get us out of here
I been working at the convenience store
Managed to save just a little bit of money
We won't have to drive too far
Just 'cross the border and into the city
You and I can both get jobs
And finally see what it means to be living

You see my old man's got a problem
He live with the bottle that's the way it is
He says his body's too old for working
I say his body's too young to look like his
My mama went off and left him
She wanted more from life than he could give
I said somebody's got to take care of him
So I quit school and that's what I did

You got a fast car
But is it fast enough so we can fly away
We gotta make a decision
We leave tonight or live and die this way

I remember we were driving driving in your car
The speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
And I had a feeling that I belonged
And I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone

You got a fast car
And we go cruising to entertain ourselves
You still ain't got a job
And I work in a market as a checkout girl
I know things will get better
You'll find work and I'll get promoted
We'll move out of the shelter
Buy a big house and live in the suburbs

You got a fast car
And I got a job that pays all our bills
You stay out drinking late at the bar
See more of your friends than you do of your kids
I'd always hoped for better
Thought maybe together you and me would find it
I got no plans I ain't going nowhere
So take your fast car and keep on driving

You got a fast car
But is it fast enough so you can fly away
You gotta make a decision
You leave tonight or live and die this way