衣櫃裏的眼鏡蛇-1

衣櫃裏的眼鏡蛇

赤柱一帶是香港的高尚住宅區，住在這裡的人非富則貴。尤其是一些單憧獨立屋，門前停泊幾部名貴靚車，屋內有現金珠寶和古董，都是爆竊匪的頭號目標。

有一名「專業爆竊匪」，他早已對一間三層獨立屋虎視眈眈。他計劃了很久，經過長時間觀察和統計，知道今夜屋內無人，一於落手做案。他在美國長大，經常跟黑人爬牆越壁，練得一身敏捷身手，他神出鬼沒，自封綽號為「眼鏡蛇」。他在背上紋上歌德式死亡派英文字「COBRA」。

當晚，他成功解除保安系統後，用百合鎖匙開啟大門，潛入豪宅。他在三樓睡房內的梳妝枱前，在黑暗中埋頭苦幹，把珠寶首飾搗入袋中。突然聽到睡房門外有人聲，眼鏡蛇立即躲進衣櫃內。從衣櫃門隙往外偷看，見到一男一女又攬又錫咁倒跌在床上纏綿，他們沒有開燈，眼鏡蛇估他們是豪宅主人夫婦，為什麼他們這麼早就回來啊？眼鏡蛇的袋中已裝有現金和珠寶，諗住睇埋呢場真人表演先走人。

但床上這對痴男怨女咁激情咁瘋狂，唔似啲老夫老妻噃！不出眼鏡蛇所料，這對野鴛鴦，突然停哂所有動作！
女驚恐：「弊！老公返！」
男更驚愕：「Oh！Shit！」
女：「快啲匿埋入衣櫃先！」
男馬上連人帶埋地上衣服鞋襪，跳入衣櫃內。

有錢人的衣櫃，當然比一般平民的衣櫃大幾倍，姦夫不知道在衣櫃內，跟自己相隔半尺的距離，早已坐著一名爆竊匪。眼鏡蛇把呼吸聲壓到最低，從櫃門隙，望見她的丈夫回來，
女：「點解……今晚……突然……咁早返嘅？」
男：「哦，我見身體唔係咁舒服…」

眼鏡蛇和姦夫靜心等待適當時機逃離現場，突然櫃內傳出「eeeeee」聲，原來姦夫的電話震機響起，姦夫馬上cut線，電話屏幕把黑暗衣櫃的一小角，照明了一抹白色。眼鏡蛇全身衣著黑色夜行衣，姦夫未有發覺。

姦夫cut線後，檢查來電紀錄，原來是「BB」來電，姦夫不其然喜上眉梢，「BB」應該是姦夫另一個情人。姦夫見橫豎都要等，不如Sent個短訊給「BB」。

他在鍵盤上按：「開會忙緊，聽日趁你老公不在，再給妳執一劑！一鑊勁！」臨sent出短訊時，眼鏡蛇偷望到電話屏幕上顯示「BB-3999 1234」，咦？3999 1234呢個電話號碼……咁熟嘅？
可怒也3999 1234係眼鏡蛇自己老婆Coody嗰電話號碼！哼！呢個淫賊搞人哋老婆都算衰喇，仲衰到搞埋自己老婆，真係罪無可恕！

怒火中燒，眼鏡蛇強而有力的左手，閃電緊掩姦夫的嘴鼻，右手勒緊他的頸，爭扎一輪，眼鏡蛇在衣櫃內無聲無色地結束了姦夫的性命。12時，眼鏡蛇趁房內無人，走出衣櫃跳窗逃走。留下全裸的姦夫屍體在衣櫃內，伸脷突眼，死狀恐佈。

眼鏡蛇走在赤柱大街，怒氣未消，想打電話給老婆Coody大興問罪之師，他按電話號碼，按到3999 12第六個號碼時，才突然驚覺：老婆電話號碼是3999 1243而非3999 1234。吓？因為自己一時大懵，記錯老婆Coody號碼，咁就攞走一個陌生人的寶貴生命？！

眼鏡蛇估計自己袋中總共有十萬元贓款，回頭離遠望向屋內三樓亮燈的睡房，心中向男戶主默唸：「咁…呢十萬蚊…就當係我幫你剷除姦夫嘅酬勞喇！」眼鏡蛇誤打誤撞，在他的職業生涯中，第一次當上殺手。眼鏡蛇隨即打電話給紋身師傅做Booking：「聽日我想喺背脊COBRA之前，紋多KILLER呢個字。」

同一時間，深夜寧靜的赤柱街頭，被女戶主發現屍體的惶恐驚叫聲劃破，Killer Cobra聽後，隨手在口袋中取出一張鈔票，把它撕碎，手心一張，鈔票碎片於風中四散。因為他知道殺手每次完成殺人任務後，必有一個特定的自選動作，作為他的專有signature。

一瞬間，來去無踪的眼鏡蛇已經消失在黑夜之中。冷冷長街，只剩下金色鈔票碎片，隨風飄蕩。


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眼鏡蛇錯手殺死姦夫，都只因一個字「Jealousy」，「殺念」起皆因「妒念」生，唉…

Jealousy - Pet Shop Boys

At dead of night, when strangers roam
The streets in search of anyone who'll take them home
I lie alone, the clock strikes three
And anyone who wanted to could contact me
At dead of night, 'till break of day
Endless thoughts and questions keep me awake
It's much too late

Where've you been?
Who've you seen?
You didn't phone when you said you would!
Do you lie?
Do you try
To keep in touch? you know you could
I've tried to see your point of view
But could not hear or see
For jealousy

I never knew time passed so slow
I wish I'd never met you, or that I could bear to let you go
At dead of night, 'till break of day
Endless thoughts and questions keep me awake
It's much too late

Where've you been?
Who've you seen?
You didn't phone when you said you would!
Do you lie?
Do you try
To keep in touch? you know you could
I've tried to see your point of view
But could not hear or see
For jealousy
Where've you been?
Who've you seen?
You didn't phone when you said you would!
Do you lie?
Do you try
To keep in touch? you know you could
I've tried to see your point of view
But could not hear or see
For jealousy

Where've you been?
Who've you seen?
You didn't phone when you said you would!
Do you lie?
Do you try
To keep in touch? you know you could
I've tried to see your point of view
But could not hear or see
For jealousy
Where've you been?
Who've you seen?
You didn't phone when you said you would!
Do you lie?
Do you try
To keep in touch? you know you could
I've tried to see your point of view
But could not hear or see
For jealousy

I never knew 'till I met you