慈善星輝老公仔

慈善星輝老公仔

電視台正直播《慈善星輝恆濟夜》節目，每年一度為「恆濟醫院」的籌款節目。明星歌星獻技，向市民和醫院總理籌款。

Zoey穿了低胸晚禮裝，在化妝間準備出鏡。她是今年電視台選美比賽的亞軍，電視台安排她在《慈善星輝恆濟夜》節目出鏡，向醫院總理籌善款。

Zoey自幼的志願是做「選美小姐冠軍」，因她的終極志願是「嫁入豪門做少奶奶」，腳un un唔使做。而嫁入豪門的捷徑就是做「選美小姐」。今年她摘下選美冠冕，希望在《慈善星輝恆濟夜》節目中釣到金龜婿，找到個「慈善星輝老公仔」。

Zoey安排跟電視台男士選美比賽亞軍Wayne組成一pair俊男美女，出鏡呼籲總理捐輸。鏡頭前，Zoey和Wayne向一位40歲的總理「嚴先生」籌款。

Zoey熟讀娛樂版的「名人版」，知道嚴總理仍是鑽石王老五。Zoey覺得嚴總理外表好有魅力，合眼緣，談吐溫文以雅又好有錢，立即鎖定目標。

Zoey加強電力，狂電嚴總理。鏡頭後，Zoey私底下問嚴總理攞電話號碼。嚴總理樂於交換號碼，兩人有發展可能性。Zoey十分開心，向「嫁入豪門」邁向一小步。

第二天，Zoey打鐵趁熱，致電嚴總理，藉詞想買紅酒送給父親，問嚴總理一些紅酒心德。Zoey問嚴總理可否陪她到酒窘一趟，供給紅酒意見？

嚴總理回覆近日較忙碌，遲些再聯絡。Zoey像吃了一記悶棍！嚴總理真忙定假忙呢？唔通自己吸引力唔夠？定係自己剛才講錯嘢得罪嚴總理？唯有等幾多日後，再call嚴總理啦。

第二天，Zoey收到Wayne的電話。Wayne說：想買手袋送給母親，想Zoey提供買手袋的意見。Zoey心想：「乜咁屎橋架！」她推搪說近日很忙。收線後隔咗一陣，Wayne sent了一條短訊：「miss u！」Zoey嗤之以鼻，雖然Wayne係靚仔一名，但無財無勢，絕非Zoey那杯茶，Zoey無理會該短訊，當無睇過囉。

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過了兩天，Zoey在報紙的娛樂名人版見到嚴總理的報導，嚴總理深夜駕車送Wayne回家。引來斷背疑雲。原來嚴總理是gay的，他以前包男妓玩得十分小心，所以從未被傳媒發現。

幾天前在《慈善星輝恆濟夜》節目中，嚴總理睇中Wayne，主動約Wayne外出吃飯。Wayne為了博取知名度，私下向狗仔隊放料，讓記者偷拍到。一夜之間，Wayne的名字成為城中熱話。

Zoey睇完報紙，嬲到把報紙大力掉在地上。竟然被Wayne「截糊」！其實Wayne是「直」的，他真心想追求Zoey。但突然收到嚴總理的邀請，Wayne便「扮基」，利用此機會增加自己在娛樂圈的知名度。

Zoey在慈善星輝中找不到老公仔，唯有再寄望下一次。找到一個異性戀的鑽石王老五。

完

二少爺說：追夢的繼續去追夢。

Easy lover – Phil Collins & Philip Bailey

Easy Lover, she'll get a hold on you believe it

Like no other

Before you know it you'll be on your knees

She's an easy lover

She'll take your heart but you won't feel it

She's like no other

And I'm just trying to make you see

She's the kind of girl you dream of

Dream of keeping hold of

You'd better forget it

You'll never get it

She will play around and leave you

Leave you and deceive you

Better forget it

Oh you'll regret it

No you'll never change her, so leave it, leave it

Get out quick cos seeing is believing

It's the only way

You'll ever know

You're the one that wants to hold her

Hold her and control her

You'd better forget it

You'll never get it

For she'll say there's no other

Till she finds another

Better forget it

Oh you'll regret it

She's an easy lover (she's a easy lover)

She'll get a hold on you believe it (get a hold on you)

(She's) like no other

Before you know it you'll be on your knees (you'll be down on your knees)

She's an easy lover

She'll take your heart but you won't feel it (you won't feel it)

She's like no other

And I'm just trying to make you see (trying to make you see)