時差

時差

幾年前聽過以下一個笑話，今天攞出嚟同大家分享一吓。
 
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18歲的阿泉，第一次出門搭飛機，阿泉獨自去美國旅行，心情既緊張又興奮。


阿泉跟老豆同住，老豆有情緒病，不容易入睡。睡眠質素又不好，心情容易暴躁。阿泉份人唔醒目，老豆都擔心佢一人上路旅行會撞板。
阿泉臨離家出發前，父親叮囑阿泉飛到美國，抵達機場後，打一個長途電話回家報平安。阿泉應承父親後，踏上旅途。

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18小時後，阿泉於中午時分抵達美國甘迺迪國際機場。他要打長途電話回家報平安。但阿泉記起香港跟美國有時差，如果貿貿然打電話回家的話，會嘈醒睡夢中的父親。他獨自一人，身邊無朋友可以問，他決定用他的爛英語去問機場地勤人員。

阿泉走到機場櫃檯，一名外籍地勤人員，正忙碌地電腦前處理一些問題。

阿泉鼓起勇氣向她說：「Excuse me...what is the time difference between Hong Kong and USA?」
地勤人員忙得不可開交，禮貌地說：「just a minute」
阿泉聽後，好開心咁行開咗，
心諗：「哦~原來兩地的時差只有一分鐘咋！（just a minute）」


阿泉立即打長途電話回家，電話吵醒了到半夜才剛睡著的父親。父親拿起電話，怒不可遏：「*%&$^#!*X#Y」阿泉呆了，超無奈。

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二少爺說：阿泉俾時間玩死，選來《Time》，Boy George好靚女啊！

Time – Culture Club

Don't put your head on my shoulder
Sink me in a river of tears
This could be the best place yet
But you must overcome your fears

Ooh, in time
It could have been so much more
The time is precious I know
In time
It could have been so much more
The time has nothing to show

Because Time won't give me time
And time makes lovers feel
Like they've got something real
But you and me
We know we've got
Nothin' but time
And time won't give me time
Won't give me time
(Time, time, time)

Don't make me feel any colder
Time is like a clock in my heart
Touch we, touch was the
heat too much
I felt I Lost you from the start