快餐店

快餐店

香港連鎖式快餐店，十步一間，街頭有、街尾又有。今次數一數顧客在快餐店內，除了吃東西之外，還會做什麼呢？

第十位：睇報紙或上網

顧客去幫趁快餐店，除了買到食物醫肚之外，還買了一個空間，供客人坐下休息。快餐店內總有一些老人家在看報紙（是整份報紙由頭到尾睇哂每一隻字）。後生仔就用iphone或notebook上網。一坐就成粒鐘。

第九位：打PSP/NDS遊戲機

前幾年流行打PSP/NDS遊戲機，幾個後生仔聚埋一齊在快餐店打PSP或NDS。打Multi-players的遊戲。幾個「宅男」就這樣消磨幾粒鐘。

第八位：戰爭遊戲卡

幾個男生圍埋一齊玩「戰爭遊戲卡」，其實我都唔太清楚啲卡點玩法，只知道「遊戲卡」有「攻擊力」和「防禦力」的分類。有些是「能力卡」和「事件卡」，詳細的玩法和規則…我就唔明白嘞。

第七位：交收物件

跟陌生人或朋友交收物件，都會在快餐店內進行。例如：拍賣貨物的交收，賣家和買家相約在快餐店內進行交易。一手交錢一手交貨，之後各行各路。

第六位：開會

快餐店亦可變成小型會議室，就本人之觀察，曾目睹有準新人搞結婚，姊妹伴娘團或兄弟戥穿石，都會在快餐店開會，討論婚禮當天的流程。一班人圍著，討論當天如何分工。

第五位：臨時辦公室

一些推銷員，俗稱「行街」，他們的工作是外出見客。如果有空檔的話，他們會在快餐店坐低，打開手提電腦做文書工作，或call客。餐桌立即變辦公桌。在商業區的快餐店，最多這些臨時辦公室。

第四位：借廁所

如果人有三急，會去商場借廁所。如果咁啱附近無商場，就要去快餐店借廁所。直入直出快餐店的洗手間，唔使幫趁。不過間中，快餐店的廁所門掛上「清潔中」的牌，客人唔理咁多，照入不豫。

第三位：瞓覺

在公共屋邨或老人區附近的快餐店，聚集了一班老人家。在夏日炎炎的時候，老人家不願留在高溫的家中，去商場或快餐店嘆冷氣。坐吓坐吓咁舒服，就瞓著了，集體釣魚。

第二位：傾保險生意

保險經紀找客戶傾生意，唔想花費到高級餐廳傾，便選擇在快餐店見客。西裝男士或套裝女士，拿著建議書向客戶sell呀sell。不少保險生意都是在快餐店孕育出來。

第一位：讀書溫習

學生不在家中或自修室溫書，可以去邊度溫習呢？答案就是：快餐店。特別是臨近考試季節，學生們在快餐店討論或溫書。原本一個商業地方的椅子被霸佔成自修室，搞到光顧的顧客無位可坐，真是本末倒置。

完

二少爺說：有人說Coldplay是Radiohead的接班人，我覺得仍有距離。



In my place – Coldplay

In my place, in my place,

were lines that I couldn't change,

I was lost, oh yeah.

and I was lost, I was lost,

Crossed lines I shouldn't have crossed,

I was lost, oh yeah.

Yeah, how long must she wait for it?

Yeah, how long must she pay for it?

Yeah, how long must she wait for it?

Oh for it

I was scared, I was scared,

tired and under prepared,

but Ill wait for it.

And if you go, if you go,

and leave me down here on my own,

then I'll wait for you, yeah.

Yeah, how long must she wait for it?

Yeah, how long must she pay for it?

Yeah, how long must she wait for it?

Oh for it, yeah

Sing it please, please, please,

come back and sing to me,

to me, me.

Come on and sing it out, now, now.

Come on and sing it out, to me, me

come back and sing.

In my place, in my place,

were lines that I couldn't change,

I was lost, oh yeah.

Oh yeah.