阿強遊威尼斯酒店

阿強遊威尼斯酒店

哈囉！大家好，又係我阿強。

澳門威尼斯人渡假村酒店，我無住過呀！個shopping mall同賭場我就有行過。印象最深是商場內的人工河，那條有Gondola的人工河。

我有幫趁過坐Gondola呀，那個外藉（自稱是意大利藉）船伕，一邊撐船、一邊唱男高音，扮足威尼斯咁喎。不過欠缺真實陽光，在室內模擬的藍天下坐船，就欠了點真實感。吓？你可能會講：「阿強，你去咗澳門咋，你估你真係去咗意大利威尼斯咩！？」又係喎，張船飛百幾蚊咋，機焉幾千蚊張，仲想點呀。

Shopping mall內，人工河兩旁搭了些假房子，加埋個假藍天白雲，誠意十足。可惜身旁全是操普通話大陸遊客和賭客，都好難投入身處水都喎。

好啦，入正題了，今次阿強遊完「花都」遊「水都」，來到「威尼斯」。

聽聞因為地球暖化問題，令全球水位上升，水都（水鄉）威尼斯遲早會遭淹沒。嘩！我要趁威尼斯未遭淹沒前遊覽咗先。如果唔係，就好似香港啲舊建築物或者老食肆，臨清拆和結業前，必定引來大批顧客擠湧到排長龍。我有先見之明，欲免向隅，未水浸前已經到過威尼斯。

我身在聖馬可廣場Plazza San Marco，好多白鴒飛來飛去啊！第一個節目：餵白鴿。之後乘觀光船遊覽，途經「嘆息橋」。但我無應景嘆息兩吓喎！

我在威尼斯就沒有坐Gondola啦，記憶中船費貴到不值咁貴嘅價錢囉。用腳行吓威尼斯。路經一些店舖，專買好精緻人手製造的masquerade面具。又係貴到爆。做一個面具成擔心機，當係藝術品咁賣所以咁貴。我雖然醜樣，都唔需要戴面具出街。

希望威尼斯唔好咁快被沒頂啦，否則全球遊客就要改道來臨「澳門威尼斯人酒店」，憑弔一番。到時候，澳門政府的文化保育工作，又記一功。

完

二少爺說：Madonna同阿強都有去過威尼斯呀，不過阿強就話：未見過有頭獅子週街走喎。

Like A Virgin - Madonna

I made it through the wilderness

Somehow i made it through

Didn't know how lost i was

Until i found you

I was beat incomplete

I'd been had, i was sad and blue

But you made me feel

Yeah, you made me feel

Shiny and new

Like a virgin

Touched for the very first time

Like a virgin

When your heart beats

Next to mine

Gonna give you all my love, boy

My fear is fading fast

Been saving it all for you

'cause only love can last

You're so fine and you're mine

Make me strong, yeah you make me bold

Oh your love thawed out

Yeah, your love thawed out

What was scared and cold

You're so fine and you're mine

I'll be yours 'till the end of time

'cause you made me feel

Yeah, you made me feel

I've nothing to hide

Like a virgin, ooh, ooh

Like a virgin

Feels so good inside

When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Ooh, baby

Can't you hear my heart beat

For the very first time?